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more goff detectives

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[echoes of eleven blowing up cybermen to get information in the distance]

People who don’t love Nine are the dumbest.

People think that Nine is dark sullen and a killer. They’re wrong. Nine not dark. He’s light and happy and in love. He wear a leather jacket and is the closest Doctor the the Time War but he is not dark. He is a light person who is fighting his dark past. He knows what he’s done and is fighting to write his wrongs. He just wants everyone to live.

Eleven on the other hand is the exact opposite. People think he’s a puppy in a fez. They’re wrong. He is not happy and joyful. He’s careless. He is having adventures while ruining lives and killing people. He is the man who forgets. He has forgotten the pain he felt after what he did and now is so comfortable killing.

He doesn’t remember Nine. Nine, the Doctor with depression. Nine, the Doctor who fell in love with an nineteen year old shop girl who didn’t need a magic back story to be special. Nine, the Doctor who went and saved his friends without killing. Nine, the Doctor who chose to lose instead of causing loss.

Nine chooses to give up being a god. Eleven pretends he is a god. Nine would make a merciful god. Eleven acts like a vengeful god. Nine is a puppy in a leather jacket. Eleven is a a killer in a fez.

And never forget 10 who bridges them. 10 who lets his love blossom and gets crushed for it. 10 who murdered a whole species of spider-alien 10 who locked the family of blood in eternal torment 10 who skims so far to tipping to a point darker than the Master. To Valynard. 10 who came so close to choosing to be a god. 10 is freaking dark, but people seem to ignore it because of all the goofy happy moments and the love story too. But 10 became a lonley god in his own way,an d it all came from never finding a balance between pretending to be human and piecing together what but meant to be the last of the timelords. 9 was a man with tears in his eyes but laughter in s heart. 10 was a man with a smile on his face but a dark consuming lonliness and pride within. 11 has learnt from these lessons, and it made him darker in many ways. Because he is so much less HUMAN. He chooses to be that way. He is paternal and goofy and flirty but he is also vengeful and ALIEN. Never ever forget that the Doctor is both a god and a murderer and a human-by-proxy. He always has been. The whole story of Doctor Who is how a man uses this sort of power, and the story of NewWho has been how a man does this when the society that laid down the rules for his power is gone. And he is never meant to be 100% likable.

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don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

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So I see this


and all I can think is 





Horus is the biggest nerd and this is why he is always picked last at Dodge-Ra.

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Always reblog napkin!lock.



#you know this some real shit cause if you’re in the rain for like five minutes in jane austen you get all sick #and have to be ‘bedridden’ and ‘fussed over’ #so he went out after her in the regency equivalent of a shootout just to be like #’I LOVE YOU BUT YOUR FAMILY IS POOR AND EMBARRASSING’

The tags!

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  • Ian: [has no showstopper]
  • Mary Berry: I was rooting for you, we were ALL rooting for you! How dare you!?
#bake off  


Olympian Overreactions, part 1

(I can only upload 10 photos, so the twins will be on the next post :P)

Here’s a list of the people our Gods took it out on!

Hermes: Khelone

Ares: Kadmos

Athena: the Lokrians

Demeter: Hades

Dionysos: Lykourgos

Hera: Leto

Poseidon: the Trojans

Hephaistos: Hera

Zeus: Salmoneus

Aphodite: the Propoitides

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Favorite Scenes: The Transformation 


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I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing


Don’t forget green blacks, blue blacks, purple blacks, that weird grey/black bullshit…

Or when you think you have blacks that match, but then you wash the sonsabitches and the colors fade.

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